Ok, I know I said I would be posting regularly again but I guess I just lost track of time. Now is probably a good a time as ever to start blogging again, especially since I've been home sick for a week and bored to death.
I finally lost the weight! The stress of finishing my studies last year made me neglect exercise and diet, and I ended up looking like a plump goldfish. Whenever I feel fat I remember my friend's goldfish. He had no eyes. I asked my friend if it was some sort of freak of nature. Nope, she said. That particular goldfish just ate too much. Yup, he ate too much that he grew too fat and his eyes popped out.
So I've spent the next few months exercising like crazy, and I can now fit into my shorts again. Ofcourse I haven't dieted and exercised for a week because I've been sick. No big deal, its just one week, right? Then last night I saw on tv that Oprah gained 10 pounds in 10 days because she wasn't able to exercise.
To make matters worse, I've been to the eye doctor twice because I have keratitis. I have to go back again next week because my eyes are not getting better. Are these signs? Why did I happen to open the tv the exact momment they talked about Oprah's weigh gain on Entertainment Tonigh? Why are the corneas of my eyes inflammed? Is this somehow connected to that fat blind goldsfish who is probably dead by now since the last time I saw him was more than 5 years ago?